Laughing so much. SO good.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Chuck Palahniuk
Boys who can’t read.
Mark Twain
Liars.
Harper Lee
People that have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).
Nick Hornby
Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.
Hunter S Thompson
That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.
Toni Morrison
Female high-school English professors that only have an undergraduate degree.
Michael Pollan
The girl that just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.
Virginia Woolf
Female high-school French teachers that have their master’s degree.